What a way to end the night. After a long day in the water why not end it in a smoke filled bakery/restaurant. We went up to the Jewish Mother to get it in at the Fantastic Planet party brought to you by Noah Larmz. It was dope as usual. Cant stop those kids.
It was a fun filled day at Ocean Breeze this past Saturday. Boogie Monsters where in the house celebrating Ruby’s birthday. Thanks to everybody that came out.
Here’s a new joint off of Fab’s new album Loso’s Way. It disappoints me when I know a rapper is a beast on the mic and yet they choose to put out soft shit. Fab is a prime example, but this joint is a stray from the norm for me. Its funny how Fab was a booster at first and now hes the bastard son of Griselda Blanco, hummm. Anyway I like this song because it paints a good picture, thats all I ask!. THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR THE WORKPLACE.
Cornhole was poppin last night at Keatons crib. We had three games going at once so it was pretty dope. Amay was killin, she made mad baskets. Keke was killin with the lock hip and shoot technique. All and all I think it was a good night. Hum, maybe we should get the city wide tournament poppin. What do yall think?
So in the hustle and bustle of the past few weeks we were unable kick it in a suitable fashion for my boy Zachs birthday. In the Boogie Monsters Group no man is left behind. Due to the amount of alcohol running through the systems of the patrons all photos were lost in the recklessness. Luckily we’re able to give you a play by play of the night via dictation.
JEFF: (Mass text) Yo, everybody meet up at Peabody’s at 7 for Zach’s birthday.
SMURF: Word, that’s wassup, see you there.
SMURF: (Text) Yo Jeff where you at, we’re all up here?
JEFF: (Text) Had to go back to the car they wouldn’t let me in, I had on a tank top, Douche over.
EVERYBODY: Happy Birttthhhdddaaayyyyy!!!!!
ZACH: What the heck (Heck= Zach language for fuck)
EVERYBODY: Beerpongggggggg, squad up!
SHOW: Zach, have a drink you old bitch lol)
SMURF: Zach, Long island time buster.
JEFF & SMURF: We’re running this table , Zach and Suzi suck
SMURF: One cup left to go, I must channel the spirits of all fallen icons. Biggie, Pac, Scot Laroc, Big L help me make this shot.
SMURF: SCOOOOOOOOORRRRREEEEEE
JARED ICARUS: (Meanwhile at alternate table) THAT JUST HAPPENED!!! Alex, and Dennis go down with one more shot.
ALEX: BLAH BLAH BLAH
SHOW: During the confusion launches the weakest bounce shot to END the beerpong game making He and Icarus the VICTORS!!
BOOGIE MONSTERS: OOOHHHHHHHH!
JEFF: Dude maybe I need to try that, Biggie, Pac, Scott Laroc, Big L help me make this shot.
JEFF: SSSCCCCOOOORRRREEEEEEEEE
MUGATU: Whos responsible for all these drinks
SMURF: Yall might as well drink up
SMURF: Damn thats a big ass plate of chicken you have
THERESA: I’m hungry
THERESA: Gizzulp gizzulp pause
SMURF: Damn 2 cups at once, beast
SMURF: You gonna let her show you up?
TRISHA: Gizzulp Gizzulp pause
MUGATU: Good Girl….Good Girl…..lol
BREAKDANCE CONTEST**** Contenders: Mikasa, Smurf, Show, Zack, Dennis
MIKASA: Yayyyy! The running man! FAIL
SHOW: Turtle dance! FAIL
SMURF: Slow uprock and weak freeze. FAIL
DENNIS: Windmill with a whole lot of other shit! WINNER!
KEATON: Lets bounce to raw bar (fitting…)
ANONYMOUS: Drink up
ZACH: Blah Blah Blah I’m drunk.
ZACH: I cann smelll Belllaaaaaa lol
SMURF: Whoa
JEFF: Wow did he say that?
SHOW: Yes! Yes he DID!!
SMURF: Ahh fuck it its funny.
I know you’ve been waiting for these. It was hot as hell out there that day, good thing that the drinks were cheap.
We have compiled our personal favorites for your listening pleasure. Turn down the chatter, and turn up the music.
1.Dancing Machine / Michael Jackson
2.Blame it on the Boogie / Michael Jackson
3.Let me show you the way to go / Michael Jackson
4.All i do is think of you / Michael Jackson
5.I can’t help it / Michael Jackson
6.Don’t stop till you get enough / Michael Jackson
7.Beat it / Michael Jackson
8.Can you feel it / Michael Jackson
9.Billy Jean ** Smurf Smith Exclusive / Michael Jackson
10.Human Nature / Michael Jackson
11.Say Say Say / Michael Jackson
12.Somebody’s watching me / Michael Jackson with Rockwell
13.PYT / Michael Jackson
14.You rock my world / Michael Jackson
15.Ain’t no sunshine / Michael Jackson
16.Never can say goodbye / Michael Jackson
Amidst the smog and lights lay a host of familiar faces, all clutching Pabst Blue Ribbon cans. Boogie Monsters were in the house last night at Bar None for the Loose Lips party, this was definitely a dope night ender. The DJ kept the music hounding and we were surrounded by pretty faces. Thats all I need, good look.
THE DRUNKEN BLISS
Just incase you missed it ,D-Artist did a art showing last night at Red star. The drinks were flowing, the music was blasting and the artwork was on point.
Keep your eyes and ears open for the Michael Jackson mix tape.
KING OF POP
